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Real-Life Math

 

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

 

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

 

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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SHOPPING MATH

 

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item she doesn't need.

 

 

By Susan Darst Williams www.GoBigEd.com Class Clown 021 7/5/06

 

 

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