Technology, Schmology
When
computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
When you get to the
point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
The first place to look
for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find
it.
When the going gets
tough, upgrade.
For every action, there
is an equal and opposite malfunction.
He who laughs last
probably made a back-up.
A complex system that
does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that
worked just fine.
The number one cause of
computer problems is computer solutions.
A computer program will
always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
And finally, a quote:
"A computer once
beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." -- Emo
Philips
By Susan Darst Williams • www.GoBigEd.com • Class Clown 022
• 7/19/06